Dear Social Networking Site Users,

Are you sick and tired of zero notification? Are you bored of having the same irksome comments like "nice" or "cute" on your profile pics every other day? Are you dying to try sometihing new to get more attention on your facebook, twitter, myspace, etc.?

Then your long wait is over. For starters, by all means grab your HD camera and your slutty seducing outfits and start taking pictures like a beeyatch!




How to invite impolite and molesting comments on your Pictures Online:

1. Don't be an angel. You think you're the sexiest person on the planet so don't be too down-to-earth. Life is a competition. You won't get notice unless you look like a sex god/goddess.

2. Always wear slutty outfits (wearing just underwear is much better) and try exposing some of your proud big body parts when taking a picture because you think your body is a masterpiece. It deserves special attention.

3. Add and confirm people you don't know and don't like so that everyone will know and see what kind of a loser you are.

4. Take a lot of ragging photos and upload it publicly because you think you're a bikini model (you wish).

5. Take photos in your room, especially on the bed. Imagine yourself as a hot beeyatch.

6. And lastly, if someone commented that you are a "beeyatch" or a "bus-tard", give yourself a pat on the back. You derserve all the credit because you're the only person who took and uploaded the photos. Nobody told you nothing. If you're lucky, people from other dimention might see all your weird poses because some retarded alien shared it to all his/her social E.T. friends.

Nonetheless, if things get out of control and you've been embarassed and humiliated online because of your pictures, here are some guidlines you should follow:

#1) Do not PANIC. Remember that it was your choice and nobody forced you to do anything.

#2) Cry and cry until you're dry and you just want to die. Just blame your computer and the internet connection because you strongly believe that you don't have anything to do with it.

#3) Hide all your obscene photos and block all the "mudder pakers" who made you cry. They don't know nothing and you think you deserve to be treated with respect.

#4) Finally, if you are so "PAKING" rich, just sue everybody (the camera, the computer, internet connection and the aliens on your social site). Tell the judge that you took and uploaded the slutty photos in your consent and you are not responsilble for any of the impolite remarks because there is nothing wrong about the beetchy pictures, only the comments (pag-sure oi!)

P.S. ^_^!

Dearly Beloved,

Allow me to state the obvious. You build your own image online. Nobody told you what you should be and what you should do. Thereby, don't blame other people if you're being harrased because of your immoral photos or videos on your social networking site. Rubbish expressions and comments can be avoided. However, if you think that you are too proud to show off your beeyatchy side, then I suggest you upload more sheety photos publicly so that everyone will like and hate you at the same time.